Aliens invade earth with Jupiterdent™ bubblegum and flying tableware. Newscast gets ruined.

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Okay, did the title get your attention? The upcoming release from Studio was a great hit in the office. The one and only time it has been seen was by our amazing journalist staff before it has been released. It was a great office party and we decided to write an article about it. In return for our previous article on them, they decided to make a movie about us. The news cast was also given the honor of acting, prop and set building, and watching. We will now spoil everything in the movie.
Our most recent and final news cast did not go as planned when an alien suddenly appears onstage. The newscaster, John was semi-sorta-violently knocked out. John says that there was no fighting and he merely lost consciousness from fear of the alien. The alien then tok John’s job and gave rather unsettling news about a bigger starship destroying the world.
The newscast started as usual with a random and embarrassing story. John soon had to do some quick improvising when he got news of an alien flying teacup. The teacup had appeared over Houston, Texas to spawn a chamomile hurricane. The reason for this is that we use the quote; “Houston, we have a problem” too much. Soon after, a flying saucer came to make the hurricane more powerful. Later, a full sized starship came and destroyed chernobyl russia for two reasons. The first reason is that we use the joke: in chernobyl russia… too much. The second reason is that the gamma radiation was messing up their Clash Royale tournament. An alien promptly walked onstage and “relieved John of duty”. The alien showed pictures of the giant starship and made everyone watching pee themselves. The alien then commenced to pull John off the floor and force-feed him some gum. As John says, “It was the scariest experience of my life. I peed myself like thirteen times.”
Article By Caleb Frank

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