President Trump Scheduled to Arm-Wrestle Kim Jong Un at next Nuclear Summit

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President Trump is scheduled to arm wrestle Kim Jong Un at their next meeting. "This event will decide the future of the North Korean nuclear weapons program," says one of our sources who decided to stay anonymous. The arm wrestle, scheduled to take place on the second day of the summit, will be a historic event. "This is the fight of the century," says Caleb Frank, one of our journalists here at TTN, with some connections to the white house, "The outcome of this [arm] wrestle will determine the winner of WW4. Most historians know that if parliament was ever having a hard time passing a law, then each side would send one representative to [arm] wrestle the other, but this has never happened at such a large scale."

The White House Press Correspondent says "The president is looking forward the 28th [the day of the scheduled event] and he has been cooped up in the Oval Office for hours on end taking advice from the professionals and exercising his muscles. Everyone is surprised that he is taking it this seriously." He has three more days to go and hopefully, he can keep up his training regime.

Fans are expected to view it live on television or recorded after it takes place. Many of the arm wrestling broadcast channels are being flooded after the white house press release. as a result of this, many news stations are starting to hire arm wrestling commentators. There will be front row seats in this event starting at $100. At TTN, we will send a journalist to cover the story. "I am hoping to be allowed to cheer for Trump," says Alex D, the journalist being sent over. "He represents America in this event and I always cheer for America.

Here at TTN, we hope Kim Jong Un isn't taking it seriously, otherwise, the president might have some trouble beating him. We wish our best to President Trump as he trains and, hopefully, trumps his opponent.




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